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Subject: Laugh
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msai6 6.06.12 - 10:36am
A man spoke frantically into the phone: 'my wife is pregnant and her contractions are only 2minutes apart' Is it her first child, the doctor asked? No you idiot, the man shouted, 'This is her husband'. *
msai6 7.06.12 - 09:42pm
One robber came to a shop, give the cashier a bag to load cash while pointed by a gun. He saw a bottle of wine and say put that wine in the, cashier said no you are below 18, he said no Am above 18. He show the cashier his driver licence, cashier put the bottle in the bag. After two hrs he was caught. The cashier took his name and address Frm the drivers licence and give the Police. Gwa! *
msai6 13.06.12 - 06:13am
A certain man was working in the mines in RSA, one day he too a leave and was happy that he will see his wife and kids. He bought a new Suit. On the train he remove his shirt throw it out over the window, trouser and rocks. He unpack the Suit as he wanted to look smart when reachs home. He started with the trouser to get dressed. The trouser stop on the knees, Oh Gosh! The Suit was for kids, he didnt look what size he bought. Left naked. *
msai6 22.05.13 - 05:34pm
One church it was time to eat the holy communion, a lunatic was present in the church, the bread was distributed to all the saint but the lunatic was given rubber, someone asked the lunatic 'what are you chewing so long? Because we are eating the body of christ. May be I was given testes, lunatic replied. *
